Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Verbatim!

*snip*
Mark says:
So I discovered a type of music called Drone Metal yesterday
Mark says:
I decided though, that I could easily become a drone metal artist
Jason says:
haha what is it?
Mark says:
Well
Mark says:
First the song must be a minimum of 10 minutes long (edit: My bad, 20+ minutes looking at most songs)
Mark says:
Then you need to title it appropriately... Generally Latin-esque interpretations of monsters and tyrannical rulers (edit: Vlad Tepes, Elizabeth Báthory, etc)
Mark says:
Then you get a bass player, and make him play 2 notes really really really slowly over the course of the song, but it is turned up really loud.
Mark says:
Then you give a guitar to a little kid and tell him to jump on it
Mark says:
and then start wailing and/or screaming unintelligibly
Mark says:
No drums alowed
Jason says:
oh man
Jason says:
can i be the one to just jump on the guitar
Jason says:
?
Mark says:
Yeah
Jason says:
cool
Mark says:
It doesn't have to be a kid, I just assumed
Mark says:
Based on the times where it happens alot, and then they seem to loose interest, but come back and do it again
Jason says:
it would be cool if it was a little kid, though
Mark says:
Oh, but the brightest color you can wear is dark grey
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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Someday

Soon, expect to see exciting things here. Or not.